Corporate
donkey
Note: This is written for fun and not
to offend anybody
Manager:
why are you working like a donkey?
Subordinate: you need to be happy that
I am working.
Manager:
you are digging your own hole.
Donkey
enters.
Donkey: why the hell are you degrading our hard
work?
Manager: your work does not yield results
quickly
Donkey: hope you are not a dhobi to evaluate
us
Manager: in general donkey's work is not
appreciated
Donkey: similar to how bosses like you are
hated
Subordinate: well said
Donkey: thank you
Manager: one donkey is attracted towards
other.
Donkey: true at least donkey can attract
other donkey. But you managers are neither able to attract a subordinate nor
retain them.
My master
never reads a book on how to motivate nor attends a seminar on retention. It's
just because we work our shit out.
Subordinate: if we do that we are called hard
workers and at the end of the appraisal we listen to the following Bull shit:
you need to be smart and you need to travel an extra mile.
Donkey: I pity you.
Manager: only donkeys can sympathize & empathize with such people.
Donkey: when we donkey's are able to why the
hell you manager's are not able to. I am sure you were also a subordinate.
Subordinate: this is called donkey's punch.
Manager: you are fired.
Subordinate: I did it before 2 days check my
resignation you can understand who fired whom.
Donkey: Sometimes donkeys are smart I am
sure my master is searching me.
Manager: welcome to the club of jobless.
Sub and donkey: what do you mean?
Manager: I do have a boss.
Sub and
donkey laughs.
Welcome
to the donkey's club.
Subordinate:
what next
Donkey: Let’s find a
new job site which can post jobs where there are no Hari sadus
All the 3
laughs and walk together
Welcome to the
world of donkeys ....... (Corporate wrongly spelled)
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