Conversation-2
Wife: When was the last time you said I Love you to me
Husband: The day we signed the Home loan papers.
Wife: How many EMIs Have we paid.
Husband: We have paid 7 years EMI
Wife: 8 more years to wait.
Manager: Can we discuss your decision of putting down your papers.
Subordinates: What is there to discuss, once a decision has been taken?
Manager: You cannot be so inconsiderate
Subordinate: If you would have been considerate while giving feedback, if you would have been considerate about my mistakes and if you would have been considerate about my Work-Life Balance. Why do you think I would have been inconsiderate about my decision?
Manager: Go ahead and complete your formalities.
Subordinate Thank you.
BarTender: This is your last drink
Customer: Why did you close it?
BarTender: Your health is more important than my Hotel's balance sheet.
Customer: Bill, please
Passenger: How come you air hostess comfortably work in bad weather?
Air hostess: According to us there is nothing called good or bad weather, customers comfort is more important than weather
Passenger: Thank you.
After sometime Passenger calls the customer from the airport
Sir, there is nothing called good or bad market, your money is more important. We will work towards securing it.
Swamiji: forgo worldly pleasure, peace is yours.
Sceptic: I saw you coming in Audi, your hall is air-conditioned, your food is developed by a dietitian.
Swamiji: These are my basics, which I have earned by preaching to forgo worldly pleasure.
Written By: M.L.Narendra Kumar
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